Another Motherfaker

Cosette…

It’s time for a fresh start.

Out with the old and in with the new.

Except none of it is real.

Or it isn’t supposed to be.

My fake boyfriend happens to be the best relationship I’ve ever had.

And don’t even get me started on his dark eyes that I swear can see straight into my soul.

The way he makes me feel … everything about Caden Taylor is unexpected.

Caden…

I steer clear of relationships.

Especially the messy ones.

I keep things simple, and it works for me.

Until I agree to help out Cosette Dubois by pretending to date her.

The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

Kind and sweet and smart and talented.

Fake boyfriend … no problem.

I’m a giver that way.

Throw in a crazy ex, a Botox-injected mother who hates me, a snaggletoothed dog who can turn on a dime, and a woman I can’t stop thinking about.

Messy has never looked better.